You spend your shifts feeding everyone else. This is the section where you get to eat for yourself — weird hours, no cheques in, no service. Just food and drink on your terms.
Guides to places worth leaving the house for. Drinks that don't care what day it is. Recipes short enough to actually make. Markets that remind you why you chose this in the first place.
Also check out Things To Do when you want to move your body after all of this, or Travel when eating out means eating abroad.
Section 01
Not because it's on any list. Because it's empty, the broth has been going since 6am, and the guy behind the counter doesn't want to talk. This is the guide to eating out without performing eating out.
Submit your own spot →The best meal in any restaurant is always at the bar. Here's why, and where.
Read more →Plastic chairs. Laminated menu. Coffee that's been sitting since 7. Absolutely correct.
Not a restaurant guide. A neighbourhood walk that happens to end at a table. Where to eat in the places chefs actually go when they're not at work. See also: Travel →
Section 02
The worst thing about being a chef is that cooking at home starts to feel like unpaid overtime. This section exists to fix that. No restaurant context. No performance. Recipes where the whole point is that nobody's watching.
Things that take under 30 minutes. Things that use one pan. Things your non-chef friends would actually request. Not because they're dumbed down — because they're honest.
Section 03
The section head at your table thinks it's faulty. You know it's alive. Here's what we've been drinking and why the vintage doesn't matter.
You're off. You don't want to make a cocktail menu. Here are five drinks that take two minutes and taste like you tried.
The shift after a day off exists. Fermented tea, shrubs, good sparkling water — not a punishment, just a different kind of interesting.
The tinned sardines go with the Muscadet because you want them to, not because a chart said so. A loose guide to drinking with food off the clock.
Section 04
Go to the market with no plan and no list. Buy one thing you've never cooked with. Talk to the person who grew it. Remember that you actually like food.
This is the part of the section that's about the slow version of what you do fast at work. No mise en place. No delivery order. Just a market bag and two hours you don't owe anyone.
Markets worth the trip — from city arcades to car-boot fields that smell like old cheese and good mushrooms. Plus what to do with what you find, without making it a project.
Markets are also a reason to travel. See where to go →
Add yours. The community section is where these actually live — along with days-off threads, recipe swaps, and the occasional rant about brunch.
Go to Community → What to do when eating isn't enough →